Gone Again

"Blind boys don't lie!"

-The Lost Boys Theme

Sorry, guys. I'm just too worn the fuck out and not so talkative right now. For many, it's gas prices that are wearing them down. With me, I'm just astonished that after discovering a brand new free short porn video site there is a 10 video limit per day. Damn them for making my mornings less interesting. Damn them til tomorrow. Orange juice and porn, first thing in the morning.

For research, of course........

I'm going to wish y'all a great weekend. I'll be in Indiana at a house warming party and possibly a cabin visit in the middle of nowhere where Sara's dad might insist I go fishing with him. Not a bad idea but with me and water........the Jaws theme keeps playing in my head. Burgers and then scary catfish. Hey, who doesn't think that alcohol fuels weird thoughts?

Reader, I don't know what you are doing. Most of you hardly ever update. Those that go off into some weird la-la land all while hardly coming here are people I don't read anymore. There are days that I miss reading about other people's sex lives ya know? C'mon, I can take it. Tell me about how your boyfriend forgot the keys to the handcuffs or that wacky incident where he put a condom on but suddenly had to pee. Sex And the City does have its moments where reality can be found in a show. Yeah, Sara made me watch Samantha, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte and, yes, I laughed.

So, have fun, get laid, make sure your kid puts sunscreen on his/her behind if the weekend calls for being a nudist, stay away from driving people that freeload on your fuel, let the boyfriend air out his farts before allowing him indoors, when in doubt whip your tits out, become an attention whore by smacking your ass when drunk with a group of friends, support your local parks by giving head behind the bushes, avoid cops, and don't throw up in the your mom's nearest flower pot. Trust me on that last one. I'm off to play on Youtube. Happy twats all around.