No Brown Girl Today

"If you catch a naked Ultrarooster, you get a boy with a disappearing ass and no pot o' gold."

-Me

Life sure changes fast. Another one of the gang in Sara's life is possibly leaving for greener pastures. Since when have we become cows, anyway? Jobs are more plentiful in bigger cities so off another one goes. Nice guy if you like someone that will blurt out nasty things about blacks and Middle Eastern people. Sara says he's an equal opportunist when it comes to remarks like that. While I'm fine with that, I still think he is racist. Period. People would wonder why that is not a problem for me and all I can say is that I don't govern people's beliefs.

If you say such things to my black friends, you will find yourself on your knees, however.

A strange thing has happened lately. I'm finding more and more people are racist than ever. Just curious if anyone else notices this. Obama's running for president has brought out a lot of people that will say with no remorse that they will not vote for him because there should be no blacks in the White House. Wow. And you wonder why I think it's time for someone younger to lead us over these 50-year-old voting dinosaurs........

Saw Richard today. It rained so he had the opportunity to get his fat ass in the gym. There was an extra large smile on his face due to the fact that, yes, he did get laid like he promised. Ah, to see the crowd that explores the XXX-Large clothing racks doing the horizontal mambo. Richard said he needed that sex so bad. Must have put in the work because he's due to get laid again on Saturday. Aren't older people, like, so romantic during times of desperate perversion? He'd laugh if he heard that from me.

Somehow, rain helps make the horrors of work a little better. I watched out on the dock as it came down hard. Nothing to do after work anyway thanks to rain making a walk impossible. Have you ever pulled off sticks stuck to a dog's butt? Dirty paws? Not on my white throw that sits on top of my bed!

VH1 is showing a History Of Sex that finished tonight. They started at the 50's and ended somewhere around the late 80's. You know me. I'm always curious about this stuff but I sorta rolled my eyes.

"The history of sex? Haven't I heard it all before? MTV and every other channel has done some sort of special at some point. I once did a 23-page paper on pornography that my professor thought quite well-put. What could I possibly not know?"

Well, I can tell you that I loved VH1's History Of Sex even if I only caught the last 3 episodes, basically where a lot of my papers were on. The 80's are well-known to me because I read the whole Meese Commision's Report on pornography and, yes, that was very amusing. You'd be surprised at the wording of old men describing the visuals of porn. Apparently, all men enjoy tying up women, spying on them showering, promiscuous women dressing slutty or in Girl Scout uniforms, ejaculating on their faces, and watching them pee. The secret is out! We're filthy! I must admit that a hot chick in a Girl Scout uniform and no panties gets major points when she brings cookies with peanut butter since I cannot eat chocolate.

But really, our history of sex is fascinating with how the sexual revolution helped women find the power to defend themselves. Did you know the term 'battered woman' was a new word in the 80's? Divorces happened but not many will admit that a lot of times they were a result of women not being sexually satisfied? It's weird how you have to look at things that aren't so put out there to realize that no matter how you view sex and porn, women were given a set of brass balls.

And the moral majority? I get so angry at the religious fanatics telling us that AIDS is God's way of punishing gays. Our own president didn't utter a word on this disease til 1987. True. I remember how my private school was dead set on telling us that Reagen was the greatest president. Never mind the large homeless population. Never mind how the rich got richer. Never mind this new disease that was killing the gay population AND heterosexuals left and right. God hates fags. It's that simple to those leading our world. Fags need to be rid of once and for all. I'm not a very forgiving person so I will never ever forget how a part of my education had, at one time, made me preach a small bit of hate towards those just living my life all while thinking religion is a good thing.

And then my aching penis met a nice wet vagina.........

No preaching. The rain kind of makes me angry. That's pretty much all it's been doing since 3pm. No walking makes me cranky. The gym wasn't exactly up to par. No, that brown girl was not there tonight. Just me trying to get through another day where I wonder if I even exist. You'd ask if I read a vampire graphic novel. I'd say yes because somehow one forced to work in a convenient store reminds me I have it much better than him. Well, except when that old guy at work shits his pants on a hot day. Stink during humidity travels fast. Happy twats all around.