H-O-A-R

"And from the Internet, we get a whole new breed of boy!"

-Me

I've been sitting on this for a while. What I find myself hating so much is this new breed of boy, the troll that blogs about nothing being great enough for him, namely females, and spreading only hate by commenting with horrendous spelling skills. "Whore" is not H-O-A-R.

I'm a fan of Nastia Liukin, one of the American gymnasts that got a gold recently. She's unbelievably beautiful and you can really read how determined she is at reaching her goal. Never mind how weird it is to spend your whole life training to flip over things or keep your body so abnormally young. If that's what Nastia wants, then she has every right to go for it. People think I'm nuts for loving that high I get from the gym.

I came across a lot of mean comments on Nastia's appearance, namely that she is said to have a huge forehead. Boo. What is wrong with these boys devoted to picking on the appearance of someone so fiercely determined? Spending such insane amounts of time by using pictures to show any little thing about a young girl's appearance is disturbing. Breasts are too small? Legs too short? No ass or too much ass? Ears stick out? I'm not kidding about how there are boys that are upset about being left alone on a Friday night with just their hand and an X-Box. Those ugly boys with large amounts of pimples and no ability to dress without suspenders feel the need to bring others down.

Don't even get me started on the most disgusting comments on Youtube. I like Elton John's music and I can say with absolute certainty that I am not a faggot.

If rumors are correct, Playboy Magazine is going through tough economic times. Not only are they going to stop the lavish parties after their legendary Halloween one this year but the rapper, Lil Kim, might pose. That just disturbs the shit out of me. Hugh Hefner once had a prominent magazine that dared to challenge us. Back when there was so much racial inequality, Playboy interviewed Martin Luthor King, Malcom X, and Thurgood Marshall. Don't know who these fellas are? Get thee to the history room!

I think it was last year that I got upset with Playboy interviewing 50 Cent. The man has nothing worth talking about. It was the same negativity and ignorance that seemed to reinforce the black community's hatred for homosexuality. You see, it's common knowledge that 50's mom was bi but he kept spitting hatred for gays. To me, it's ridiculous that blacks would dismiss homosexuals' need to be accepted by telling us its unnatural for a man to be attracted to another man. Should we assume that all blacks are too dumb for school when a large majority cannot even pass high school these days? Of course not so no one should tell me that their ignorant beliefs are what's 'real.'

It's funny how much better Penthouse Magazine has gotten over Playboy, these days. Gone are the boring out of focus pictures under Bob Guccione's rule. There's still the usual up-close gyno shots of some lovely trimmed pussies and hair-plucked assholes. It's just that Penthouse is a bit more fresh and even catching up with better articles. Who knows when that will be when it comes to fully tickling my mind because there are still a few things that need a change. Alas, that is for another time.

Don't you dare say shit about all this. I've found that a lot of girls love to look at Penthouse and Playboy more than guys. They're much better than Cosmo's need to tell you what is wrong with you girls.

I wish there was some sort of rule as to how clothes by various designers fit. Tried on some Ralph Lauren cargo pants only to think I'm fat. Me? Hardly but these 33-waist sized ones were a bit too tight while every other pair of cargoes is too big. It's always the same. XX-Large in shirts when it comes to Calvin Klein and Ralph. Bastards. I'm not a fattie but these guys make me feel like it.

Yes, there is still that scent of sex in the air thanks to the Olympics. There really is a weird feeling of euphoria when watching bodies so well-trained going at it. My deaf co-worker says he has a thing for the track and field women. Normally, he doesn't like his black sisters. But these girls? Some guys love the muscles. I can just picture my poor ol' co-worker bent over and taking a dildo up his ass. He's short so it's most likely going to hurt his teeth.

So, I'm outta here as I try and catch up with Showtime's Weeds. Thanks to having all these porn channels, I get to pick various things that I missed in all my time as such an innocent lad that once though all porn was alike. Not so. There are some girls that tend to pretend that erect penises are a chance to pretend they are microphones. It's always the quiet ones. Hey, we boys love that, though, girls that bring a bit of flavor to the sex. Happy twats all around.