Swallow All My Pride

"Old men should not be allowed the keys to a country when they don't even know how many homes they own."

-Me

"Give me Aerosmith or give me death!"

-Me

Yeah, I'm finding that I'll just add a bit to my older entry. What I've noticed is that I forget what I say so easily due to all the things I gather in my head from just what I do daily. Even the peacefulness of feeding ducks had my mind rambling on overload while holding a small dog back. Never thought 5-Pound Phooey wanted to kick some ducky ass.

I read in a recent interview that John McCain has no clue as to how many homes he owns. This troubles me. Why would anyone want someone that has never had money troubles to be our commander in chief? John has never had a payroll to work with nor employees underneath him. It's all been government and we all know how that goes. Their minds are deluded into thinking that everyone shops at Neiman Marcus when there is a sale or Macy's on a good day. I don't know about you but I've seen a lot of home foreclosures and many people having trouble finding jobs. To add insult to all this, McCain wants to keep many of Bush's economic policies, none have worked.

So, why Obama? Well, it's like I've been saying over and over. This is a man that just recently paid off his college loans. No one paid them for him, certainly not a rich trophy wife like McCain's. Hell, Obama admitted to having dabbled in a little blow in college. Who here doesn't have skeletons in his closet? This really disturbs me how so many people do not realize how important this election is. Why would anyone want to place someone that just a lighter version of Bush in charge? It's like that conversation I had with one of Sara's relative's grandpa. The world's just getting dumber all while thinking that a rich mean old man can bring us back to the greatness we once were. Oh, and let's add those people that continue to say that Obama doesn't have a plan. Please. Do you think someone that's gone this far doesn't have a plan or are you that pulled into Fox News each day?

When has the U.S. ever prospered under a Republican? Certainly not Reagan.

There is a certain beauty in what you do at night when things are a little chaotic. For me, any change in a long-time routine can make me edgy for some time. Lucky for me, there is Youtube. Even luckier, there are a lot of hardcore fans of Aerosmith to help me through a night of wondering if I will get through a new routine. Don't you just hate it when you cannot sleep?

Just me on the 'puter with Aerosmith's 'Hole In My Soul,' Jaded,' and 'Angel.' Gawd, I loved those songs and the videos are purely creative. Yes, even Angel, as dated as it is, has a special place for me because I remember all those times MTV actually played this video over and over. Steven Tyler's brilliance at telling us that 'loneliness took him for a ride' always stayed in my head because I've been there. Am I the only one that finds trips down memory lane the best way to get through confusion?

Let me be clear. My birthday is not until September 6th. Yes, I will be gone and will most likely receive my annual blowjob-all-day time. I'll probably be a bit tired because work really does kick my ass. The penis does need rest and relaxation before it's back into that spirit we all love, let the freak flag fly. I get the feeling Sara really loves giving head. What impresses me is that not once has she ever accidently used her teeth, something that all men dread.

So painful.

Since the kids are going back to school tomorrow, I'll just say that this is the time I assume Summer to be over. No more screaming morons in stores. No more slow black teenagers that cannot figure out how to move a little faster. No more spoiled white kids unable to stay off the phone while the salesclerk needs info on something about to be purchased. Don't parents every spank or teach manners these days?

For me, this Summer has been about 2 things I've learned go hand-in-hand, Summer Olympics and having so many porn channels. There is something weird about being able to turn on the ol' satellite and find hardcore fucking in both holes. I'm probably the only person that thought anal sex was forbidden from being sent over the tube but able to be bought and loved in the quietness of your own home. You tend to pick up a lot of things after seeing 'Bang My Enchilada.' She's not really Mexican and many girls cannot seem to remember to take off their high heels. Is it really necessary to keep 'em on? Or is your ass that great while wearing heels in bed? Can a college guy ever remember to take off his socks or do blondes with big tits use some kind of voodoo? Is it really sexy when a woman looks into the camera while large amounts of semen drip from her face? How many times have you girls walked into a washroom to find women up on the sink washing their pussies and shaving? Yes, some girls shake their pussy lips after they pee when they can't find any t.p. Midgets on tricycles can liven things up. Unfortunately, I am scared of little people.

Yes, it's true that I tend to get freaked out over midgets.

But the Olympics? Oh, my! I loved watching the women's gymnastics late at night. Here you be after a hard day at work to find other people under so much pressure that it makes your day feel easier. I love it that there are other people that put in all that effort to keep the health going instead of being like the typical lazy American the Turkish couple and I complain about. Michael Phelps? Got to see most of his moments in winning those gold medals. How do you top something so amazingly difficult, winning 8 medals?

By the way, I never thought I'd say this. The Playboy Channel taught me how a fortune cookie is made. That's always been something I've wanted to know.

Plus, it's not just a fortune cookie but a show where a guy barely out of high school has started his own porn making in his parent's house. The thing that annoys me about this is that he takes the time to criticize other porn videos as beneath him while his aren't much better. Ugh. There is nothing amazingly brilliant about making porn! You can spruce it up with as many characters as possible but it's really all about the fucking. You have to hit a certain fetish type as well since your best customers come from all walks of life. I'd say feet are a big area to hit. Have you ever seen how a footjob is done?

So, hang onto any birthday wishes and naughty thoughts about me and my time spent here wearing no undies. Been enjoying this 'freeballin' thing like a mean mutha' as there's freedom down there for things to move about. Loved how many smart vocal critics have said it best. If you haven't figured out who you're going to vote for in this presidential election, you are a moron and do not deserve any sort of freedom in these dire times. One word: Think. It's the only freedom you have left during these 8 years of the Bush Regime. Happy twats all around.