It's Bedtime For Bonzo

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid."

-Spinal Tap

So, how do you like the economic stimulus package that our government's brightest minds have come up with? I was outraged. After a long period of denying that the U.S. is in a recession, it's obvious that the truth is out there. People are having a harder time making ends meet thanks to gas prices going up and staying there. I mean, $2.75/gallon is like a miracle of some sort. Energy prices have us living like New Yorkers because most of our income now goes towards that and not so much on relieving our hunger. Prices are up everywhere. Despite all this, our incomes are pretty much the same. If you can put an idiot in the White House...........

Pretty much the lot of you will get $600 back from the government. Nice, huh? Oh, that just about covers 2 months of rent or putting a slight ease in keeping the family fed. Our government is so out of touch and thinks we're living as mighty as they are. Even worse is that that money given to you will be taken out of next year's taxes. Did you know that? Better think if you're in the spending mood. The smart will use the money for savings or paying off old debt. Yeah, I know I'm old in thinking this instead of going out to the bars and ordering shots all night.

Gawd, I hate this fucking cold. -4 degrees out there tonight, folks. It was another pair of frozen balls on yours truly. Girls, you have no idea what we males go through when it comes to these things hanging down there. Then again, we weren't given 'nature's thermometers' like yours, nipples.

Note: I do like nipple play, though. Even better is knowing they are still there after almost losing them almost a month ago. The rough edges of things nearly took one off while the other was pretty damaged from something else.

In the latest issue of Spin Magazine, Lenny Kravitz tells the interviewer that he hasn't had sex in 3 years. He's been looking for a woman with a 'spiritual side.' What!?! A guy that gets more pussy than the whole feminine hygiene product section at Walgreens suddenly finds himself questioning things!?! It's a toss-up. Either Kravitz has a bad STD or all the past drugs/sex have done him in.

I'll be blunt in saying this. Sara would K-I-L-L me if I ever stopped having sex with her. She is a major hell-beast sent to fuck monogamously one lucky bastard (It's me! It's me!) til he can no longer produce a drop of semen. Each sexual moment ends with him breathing hard and dripping with sweat while Sara mews "I want some more." Yeah, that was one moment I cannot forget where a long period of time was spent fucking in 3 or 4 positions and then begging for my life. At this point, I'm more than happy to make her sore so I can rest.

Sex is fun. No, really it is that way for Sara and I. We're just into being crazy-like and have no shame in releasing all this pent up sexual energy that others might raise an eyebrow towards. Who hasn't been tied up? Yeah, there is the factor that I cannot because I enjoy touching but I'm still game.

So, 10 things I love about sex.........hard to do because this is pretty much spur of the moment. No notes. Nothing that resembles me preparing things. It is cold out there so maybe it would be best to make you wet. A lot of guys would love to sniff those panties after I get through with this.

10). Kissing. Sorry but I still find the old faithful time honored tradition that starts things off as a good sexy thing. Kissing doesn't just have to be on the mouth, ya know? I love kissing a woman's breasts, tummy (I'm a lover of belly buttons), lower back, ass cheeks, and the most obvious, pussy. Pussy kisses come in a form of 2, the pink lips and the time where they are spread to give what I call 'the oral kiss.' The oral kiss is very salty thanks to the combination of the juices and skin. The one thing about kiss I think people forget to realize is that it can be used to come up with your latest move. Kiss and then wonder if I'm going to throw you over my shoulder and slam you down on the bed? Will I suddenly turn you around and smack your ass?

9). Fingering. Ah, yes, a boy's first time inserting a finger up inside a girl. He never forgets his first time exploring what Human Sexuality never talked about. Damn, it's slick up in there, yo. For me, I enjoy feeling around and then using her moans to go harder or faster. Sometimes, I'll paused to lick the juices dripping down said fingers but most of the time I just enjoy exploring around. I'll never forget sitting in a car bored while waiting on a friend's errand. Sara noticed and pulled up her skirt for me to get excited. Panties to the side and we have wet girl taking notice to not go too far. Security cameras can be a good thing and a bad thing. Bad thing this time.

8). Motions. Sometimes, it's just the dance we do before we end up in sex. There's the heavy breathing where we're telling the other that it's time to fuck. Girl bends over in apartment hallway. Skirt is pulled up. Guy pulls panties to the side. Finger is inserted to see how wet. Pants are unzipped. A gentle probing of the cock's head to tease. It's all there and, yes, I did that in an apartment hallway because Sara does not care who watches us. There are thousands of ways for a girl to tease with motion. Get boyfriend to go out to dinner with her but don't tell him there are no panties underneath her skirt. Knock something over and order him to pick it up. Open legs. Watch poor boy get all flustered before throwing her over his shoulder to fuck girl in alley. Sometimes, it's before sex that can drive things so wild.

7). Pussy stains. Face it. All guys love a girl's wet panties. It's so naughty to be sitting opposite a girl that wants me to know she's wet and proud. I'm not going to name names but I've been the recipient of receiving panties while seated in a crowded restaurant. For many guys, it's proper to smell them but, for me, I am more of rubbing my fingers in that 'spot of lust' that's best shown with light colors. Black panties are boring. Bring on the lighter ones where the 'wet spot' is so obvious. There is honor in all this. When the male has fucked his girl silly, a sweet thing for her to do is place the previously worn panties in his hand before he leaves for home. Hopefully, they are extremely wet because it's an hour's drive. There is a thrill when she unzips her pants in an alley as we walk home together. A preview of what's to come? The back of the hand feels what the cock longs to soak itself in. Sara's really naughty.

6). Being naked. Take care of your body? Show it off! I've got a very low body-fat percentage at under 10%. The cock on a guy looks so much better than on a pencil pushing male that sits around with Cheetos all day. I love being naked around Sara and she does it as well. Sometimes, when I'm trying to get dressed, she'll just play with my penis. Things that tend to flop around tend to excite women.

5). Cock control. My fantasy comes thanks to being submissive. Yes, I have turned a bit into the dominant but this was my original thing. I love having my penis under a girl's control. She does what she wants with it all with a smile. While it's not so great when she has cold hands from the cold weather and will not let go after getting a firm grip on my dick, there are moments. I've always found that standing there taking a piss only to have my neck bitten and cock now in the palm of her hands as she aims it to be quite sexy. Kick down that door! Grab my cock as I piss. Bite me! Don't forget to shake and THEN stroke. Always have a sly smile as you grab the lube to help the boy rid himself of the morning wood.

4). Cocktails. I once told Sara in a department store that I loved the smell of her cunt all over my cock. It was so strong that I noticed it while I took a long piss. How's that? Ever found it fun when a guy grabs you to tell you that he loves your most intimate scent all over after a sex session? It's like this little secret between you as various people pass by. There is something about standing there and noticing how sticky my cock is after being fucked.

3). Seeing everything. I'm a total lover of the gyno view. Maybe not so much in porn because the same image gets boring. What I love is a girl that loves to show it all, asshole and pussy. Of course, this means a good ol' 69'ing session where tongue goes in and a wet thumb rubs. Various girls I've dated were sometimes shy. I can tell you very easily that Sara is not. I'll never forget laying on the bed and telling her how much I love looking at women's assholes since the cunt's can get a little boring. Pants were dropped and an ass was presented in my face. Don't forget that various viewpoints help, too. Upside down and to the side work as well.

2). Cumming on her. At first, I found cumming on a girl's body as degrading. Not so much anymore because it's my personal way of saying: "This is what you make me do and I want to show you." I cannot help it. It's a must to tell Sara that she has this effect on me. I squirt a hell of a lot that I love how she stares. "Does it ever stop?" I love to cum on breasts, tummy, and the back. Once, it got so crazy when I shot a huge stream of it that it lined from her upper back to the lower part. Doggy style can make a guy do crazy things, ya know?

1). Talking. I've no idea why couples don't share their fantasies. I've mentioned how Sara and I discuss who we'd invite to an orgy. There is a possible threesome (I've already done that in the past) one day because I've got this inkling that Sara wants to taste a girl. Nothing is held back when it comes to us. She knows I found it fun to be taboo where I was given a blowjob while she was peeing. I mean, one minute I'm brushing my teeth. The next? Shorts down and cock in mouth. It was only last year that I understood the enjoyment of being smacked on the ass. Before that, biting.

So, I hope that gives you, dear reader, a slight idea as to what I like. None of these are in an order. Not everything has been mentioned. If you were looking for physical feeling, I would have to say that the most amazing sizzle comes from the first moment my cock slides in her. It's heaven and, yes, I let out a whimper at how good it feels to slide right in a wet cunt. Start out slow and end up a complete mess where I'm then laying on my back as cum continues to drip out. Watching a woman drink my cum is up there as well. Remember control? Sexy is when she's busy squeezing/stroking out those last few drops. I hope you are all wet and twitching in your seats as your panties are clinging to your lady parts. Happy twats all around.