Let's Hear It For the Boy!

"I did not crawl through muck just so you can listen to your i-Pizzies (i-Pods)."

-The Big Lebowski

A funny thing happened to me at the polls that might explain why I voted for who I did. An older lady had a hard time understanding that I am allowed to vote at the polling station. It took some time for her to realize that my address allowed me to do so. Normally, it would take me less than 5-minutes to do my thing and get the fuck out feeling free after voting. Not this time. The older lady had a hard time understanding the street I live on, a very well-known one with wealthy people inhabiting it.

Obama. That's who I voted for as those of you whom have read me for some time can attest to. Hillary just makes me feel a small bit of scorn with the feeling she lusts for power. Loved Bill, her doting and reliable husband that has a naughty habit of placing cigars in a lady's 'secret garden' area. The reason for my above distaste for the older lady was not meant personally but for how the older generation continues to not realize how a quick mind is needed. Obama is young, as referenced to him being the next John Kennedy. McCain is 70something and lost his goddamn mind in thinking the surge in Iraq helps us (How? 3 million Iraqis left. That's one of the many reasons deaths are down but nothing to do with the military's surge. Period) and how our presence in the Middle East is not the reason for Islamic nuts hating us (Osama said that it was us being in Saudi Arabia that pissed him off). I doubt McCain even knows anything about what matters to those under the age of 30. He'd be surprised at how much we care about this world and hate how corrupt old men continue to worsen it.

I'm not hating on the older generation. I love old farts. They tend to smell at times and even poop their britches at where I work but they make blessed home companions when it comes to the Antique Roadshow.

"Hey, I owned that! Napolean gave that to me after he conquered Europe! Would have been able to retire and not work at McDonald's."

Frank Lutz has a neat little article in the latest issue of Playboy Magazine about how Democrats have the more interesting sex life. They enjoy who they are doing while Republicans just dream of others, most likely President Reagan or some soul sucking demon like Newt Gingrich. My guess is that we Democrats are more willing to experiment with whips, chains, hand cuffs, lube (lots of lube), sex in public, pee play, S&M, threesomes, and the gold mine itself, an orgy. So, when asking the person next to you who he/she voted for don't laugh when they name a Republican. They probably aint getting any sex or this person is only allowed butt plugs for his birthday.

Back to the older generation.........I was in Barnes & Noble ordering 1 of the final 3 erotic photography books to complete my collection. The old guy next to me had an "I Voted Today" sticker on his chest. This demanded my immediate attention because I was curious as to whether the polls were crowded. "No" was the answer. What did make me laugh is how I just had to talk about the evils of Republicans and tell him how pathetic Romney is. The man's facial expression was priceless. Mad, really mad.

Go ahead and tell me I'm a pathetic imbecile for getting on the backs of people that voted for someone I detest. I've asked people why they voted Republican and it's almost always "Just cuz" and no real reason. What I have been very determined in my take on all this is that we not only need change but for someone that actually knows what is going on. Fox News did it best by showing how out of touch the older people have become. One of their new anchors LAUGHED at Heath Ledger's death on the air. Of course, he apologized later (forced, duh). It's been proven time and time again that those past the age of 50 only seem to care about getting richer or getting their friends richer all while not caring about how hard it is for people to get jobs, health care, and so many things you yourself can add in the list.

McCain lived in a box for 5 years, thinks we should be in Iraq even longer since the surge is working, and has not been let out since. Romney looks like Frankenstein and thinks Reagan, one of our most horrible presidents behind Bush Jr., is a god. Hillary enjoys power and will whore herself out for votes by crying. My kind of leader is cool, calm, and collected all while knowing there the chicks are at thanks to ears as big as satellite dishes. Obama is one badass cat.

Don't worry. I will quit with politics for a period of time. I've yet to let out my dream of being the host of an amazing orgy where Sara joined with views of her own. Plus, I do have that upcoming event where I have to sit in an audience with girls that are going to discuss their vaginas. Is that relaxing or what, for me?

"Just what did you put up there when you were in college? The whole Crayon box?"

If it's not fog, it's the rain. It rained all damn day. I've never driven down my street and seen huge amounts of water spin out of my car's tires. Never. It didn't stop me from voting but it did annoy me at work and in the gym. Parking lots suck when you've gotta run like you've got a bad case of the runs in your pants.

So, I'm gonna let y'all go here after a small bit of preaching. Bored. Already caught up on my favorite porn forum's latest batch of nudes, tiring of girls that constantly take pictures of their food for their blogs, and found myself telling my former boss that he can see my muscles once it gets warmer again. That just did not come out right when my co-workers looked at me strange. Happy twats all around.