Girls Can Be Such Idiots

Fact: 1 in 4 girls has an STD.

I found that interesting. A part of it had to do with the fact that I didn't have sex when I was a teenager. Gawd, I cannot imagine how awful I would have been discovering the opposite sex back when I was at war with nuns! My first experience would be the worst outtakes in a porn video so I think little girls need to keep their legs closed no matter how much they protest on knowing everything.

But truly, are we failing our girls? As shocked as I am to know that young girls are out there giving blowjobs, anal, and even sex, I'm wondering if this is the result of Bush's insisting that abstinence be taught in classrooms. Or could it be how stupid teens can be? The Internet is full of information about the bad things that come from having unsafe sex. You'd think someone that knows all about iPods and downloading music might take the time to do some actual reading. I sure as hell would if my crotch was itching all day.

Stupidity shouldn't just be labeled at teens. Another name for those that think Obama is Muslim can be included in this. How we have so much information available yet still be so stupid is what I cannot figure out.

My dog has been too poop'd to party. Today was so nice that I had to take her out for a walk this morning. While we did get to see geese fight over potential mates in the lake, nothing else happened. It was the usual pee on ever tree, check p-mail messages on said trees, and look into a home's sunroom for their 2 Himalayan Persian cats to threaten. You'd laugh, too, if you saw this tiny dog jump up and down to look into windows where cats suddenly scatter in terror.

That's been our night. 5-Pound Phooey has been asleep instead of spending the evening running around the house. No snacks were handed out since she slept on the floor of my room, snoring away. This happened last year. It takes 2 weeks to get her back into shape for all these walks where there will be a lot of vocal threats to the local 4-legged critters living around here. This bitch has balls.

I can totally relate in some ways. Work has been hell! We're going for longer hours now thanks to things picking up big-time. It used to be 1 day out of the week would be crazy while the rest were normal less crazy. For the past 3 days, there have been heavier things to be dealt with. While my body does look a bit more fit from the extra beatings, I have to sleep more. I've noticed that I have to wake up later.

Or it could be that I'm also a bit out of shape. Remember how I lost somewhere between 10-15 pounds during the flu? Well, I'm still missing about 9 of those pounds. 191.2 is what I weigh. Well, I'll be damned! Someone admits to their actual weight! I'd love to dare y'all into confessing how much all of you weigh but I doubt I'd get honest answers. There are 2 things a male is never allowed to ask a woman.

1). Weight
2). Age

You might add the whole swallowing question to that but that's more along the lines of an idiotic male going a bit too far with a potential date. It may be nice to watch a girl consume my most precious liquids but really.........who cares?

Spent a bit of time at my fat buddy's house. Richard's healed nicely after the surgery so I got to see pictures of all the bands he's been a roadie for. Crews get stickers so I noticed Joan Jett, Def Lepard, Reo Speedwagon, George Jones, Dolly Parton, Barbara Mandrell, Guns N Roses, and hundreds more that I've forgotten now. I would have loved to have heard Joan Jett play my favorite song, "Black Leather." Oh, we are talking some of he meanest guitar.

Being a dog-lover, it wasn't hard to be sniffed all over by a large golden retriever owned by Richard. She was a very nice dog that seemed to notice the fact that I have 4 little dogs of my own. They all do. It's like every dog I meet seems to feel the need to tell me I have 2 hot bitches and 2 stinky boys that he or she'd like to meet. Ever had a cold nose up your butt? Get a very big dog. You'll see what I mean when it comes to their not understanding rudeness.

So, I'm a bit tired now after work and getting 2 emails out. I've got 1 more to go where I have to describe a naughty dream that involved a fellow blogger. Aren't those fun? Mine's a bit complicated because it all started thanks to Sara's wanting to know about my thoughts on a threesome. Would you like to be in it as well? The newest issue of Playboy said these things are mainly fantasies because no one is that lucky. Oh, how I laughed at that. Ever met Sara? She's filthy lovable so it would be fun to add Summer to stir things up. I love sex so why not have fun with it? Happy twats all around.