"I'm doing this one for Jerry's kids!"
-Me
-Me
You, my friend, have not lived until you have had a day where 2 t-shirts were soaked, one from sweat and the other from rain water thanks to a small dog insisting that the iffy sky is not all about rain. The scandalous part of our story is that the t-shirt worn during the rain's sudden pouring was used to cover a large pectoralis major all while being white. Mother nature loves her humor in allowing this boy, that would be me, to have his sensitive nipples (licking gets you everywhere) be very apparent. No bra for da boys. Nips ahoy!
Yes, it was truly a nasty day that started out with hot humid sunny only to end up in the darkness described best in Lord Of the Rings's Mordar. Don't you just hate to find a really nice t-shirt completely drenched and unwearable unless you're from the Middle East? I even went the topless route I've been curious to try. You should have seen the look on that little girl's face when she saw my hooters!
Had to give in. Ever heard of Pan's Labyrinth? It's basically a movie that has been found on over 130 Top Ten lists and lavished with such praise that I've yet to hear anything bad about it. I mean, just the previews and lil' bits of scenes in movie magazines show a world that I'm awfully curious about. A little girl escapes her father's torturous rulings by going into a dream-like land to perform 3 tasks. Sound good to you? I've loved the director's sense of wonderment since Blade 2 and Hellboy. Blade 2 took a whole new course for the character by leading us into darkness even more with vampires bent on more than world domination. Mmmm......I don't know about you but I love the dark and anything that involves life's finding fantasy to be enjoyable yet still dangerous with shadows waiting to steal your soul if not well-guarded.
But Jerry's kids? The uber religious, in my humble opinion, are nothing but a bunch of feeble minded sheep all bent on telling us what is right and wrong. I've made it no secret that I feel as if I will burn upon entering a church. My middle school years were spent learning, if you can call it that, in a place that is nothing but cruelty. If you live as they see fit, you are rewarded in the eye's of the church. Question them and you will be cast out like the devil. It took me years to figure out that Satan may not have been such a bad guy. Why? According to what I've read in regards to the bible, all he did was question God.
So, Jerry Falwell died. Was anyone else jumping down in happiness? I was so happy to hear that another of those bible thumping freaks is gone from this world. When a man tells us that the 9/11 attacks happened all because of our allowing homosexuals and pagan-like behavior, I wonder about the sanity of this guy and his followers. Not only that but also Jerry was against segregation and Tinky Winky, the purple Telle-Tubbie, was gay all because he said so. Sometimes, a man feels like carrying a purse. I know because I've had to when Sara throws hers in my lap as we drive around town.
Falwell was a huge disservice to America by getting the religious-right more involved in politics. Now, I believe you have a right to your religious beliefs but to allow yourself to a helping of our laws and telling us what to believe is just a big no-no in my book. Plus, this helped Ronald Reagen, one of the worst presidents of all time, to plant one foot up the working man's ass but for all current Republicans wanting to lick his ass.
But damn, man! 7-11 stopped selling 'Playboy' thanks to all that protests led by Jerry's religious flock. Oh, the horrors of seeing a naked female's pubic hair but not once looking into the bible's possible incest stories or need to place females as nothing but evil serpents. It's weird to me how a book that views women as nothing but vile demons thanks to their bodies is seen as beautiful but a picture of any kind of genitalia will cause this white boy to burn in a giant ball of fire.
Can you girls honestly tell me that you have not had a penis in your mouth at some point in your lives? Pagantry or whatever Jerry and his kids called it does not deem anyone bad. In fact, I've had some good times! I've been having sex since I was 19 and not once have I felt bad about putting my fingers inside a girl, sucked on her breasts, unzipped my pants and put my cock inside her. In fact, I enjoy cumming on breasts and feeling that wet puddle in panties just before the act of love. If sex is so bad, why do I feel so good and do it without feeling a need to be married? As far as I know, Sara has never told me that we must repent for our sins after a long hot shower together where my naughty parts are squeaky clean because of her. Ah, the savages of women seductresses as they grab penises all in hopes of seducing men into doing their dirty work.
One thing that really caused me to get steamed is Jerry's uproar over homosexuality. Where was he during all those altar boys walking around with swollen assholes? I've never seen marriage as something we all must do. Hell, it wasn't started in the bible but over property. So, why do we have to hear from people like Jerry that homosexuals should not be allowed to join in the days of no-more-blowjobs-but-hello-mortgages? It's a hole. We all have assholes and some people take great pleasure in having things put in them. Gawd, I've been rimmed and I know for a fact that I'm not gay even if I enjoyed it. I enjoy the sight of women's assholes and find it funny how my past girlfriends loved showing them to me. Gay guys shouldn't have all the fun nor should they be shunned.
Yo, let's get real. Most people like Jerry Falwell are nothing but schizos wearing pee-stained pants all while standing on soapboxes. Their ideal world will never be realized but it's their sworn duty to see to causing trouble. AIDS is not a disease brought on by homosexuals enjoying their bodies. 9/11 was not about pagans finally being allowed to show a lifestyle that involved nudity and admitting to having fun with it. The sight of a woman with her legs spread open or a penis ejaculating is not going to cause widespread hysteria but something we should celebrate. Cartoon characters or children's shows have questionable tastes but that is up to the parents to decide as to what their kids see. When I see the overly religious preaching their bullshit during an early morning show, I question what I see in the background. Wasn't Jesus more about being humble and accepting all forms of life rather than a giant mansion and looking down on people with AIDS? Just how much was that suit and your wife's jewelry? What are these words in the bible on gays needing to be rid of from this world? Why should the Ten Commandments be placed in the courtroom?
Now, you can talk shit to me all you want but I grew up in the church. It hurts to think of myself back then, warped into thinking that it was a good thing. Anyone seen as different would be considered an outcast. Oh, sure, they talked a big game on Jesus healing people with lepresy but Jerry and a bunch of freaks see AIDS as a reason this world should not have homosexuality. Jenna Jameson said it best. The religious are the worst in the world but are the freakiest when it comes to their sexual tastes. It's hypocrisy when you tell me that anyone having sex without marriage is wrong but you're later offering a major amount of money just to lick a porn star's dirty panties after she's danced for you.
Well, I'm outta here. This is possibly my first topic entry on Blogger so tell me off if you wish. Those that know me on Diaryland pretty much expect these and some even join in to tell me what an asshole I am. Some even ask for nude pictures and the chance to feel my pectoralis major. I'm such a dork, a big lovable dork that just so happens to enjoy the dark a bit more than the average comic book reading geek. Yeah, I enjoy cumming on breasts if the moment calls for this form of lust. Wanna make something of it, Jerry's kids? Happy twats all around.
Yes, it was truly a nasty day that started out with hot humid sunny only to end up in the darkness described best in Lord Of the Rings's Mordar. Don't you just hate to find a really nice t-shirt completely drenched and unwearable unless you're from the Middle East? I even went the topless route I've been curious to try. You should have seen the look on that little girl's face when she saw my hooters!
Had to give in. Ever heard of Pan's Labyrinth? It's basically a movie that has been found on over 130 Top Ten lists and lavished with such praise that I've yet to hear anything bad about it. I mean, just the previews and lil' bits of scenes in movie magazines show a world that I'm awfully curious about. A little girl escapes her father's torturous rulings by going into a dream-like land to perform 3 tasks. Sound good to you? I've loved the director's sense of wonderment since Blade 2 and Hellboy. Blade 2 took a whole new course for the character by leading us into darkness even more with vampires bent on more than world domination. Mmmm......I don't know about you but I love the dark and anything that involves life's finding fantasy to be enjoyable yet still dangerous with shadows waiting to steal your soul if not well-guarded.
But Jerry's kids? The uber religious, in my humble opinion, are nothing but a bunch of feeble minded sheep all bent on telling us what is right and wrong. I've made it no secret that I feel as if I will burn upon entering a church. My middle school years were spent learning, if you can call it that, in a place that is nothing but cruelty. If you live as they see fit, you are rewarded in the eye's of the church. Question them and you will be cast out like the devil. It took me years to figure out that Satan may not have been such a bad guy. Why? According to what I've read in regards to the bible, all he did was question God.
So, Jerry Falwell died. Was anyone else jumping down in happiness? I was so happy to hear that another of those bible thumping freaks is gone from this world. When a man tells us that the 9/11 attacks happened all because of our allowing homosexuals and pagan-like behavior, I wonder about the sanity of this guy and his followers. Not only that but also Jerry was against segregation and Tinky Winky, the purple Telle-Tubbie, was gay all because he said so. Sometimes, a man feels like carrying a purse. I know because I've had to when Sara throws hers in my lap as we drive around town.
Falwell was a huge disservice to America by getting the religious-right more involved in politics. Now, I believe you have a right to your religious beliefs but to allow yourself to a helping of our laws and telling us what to believe is just a big no-no in my book. Plus, this helped Ronald Reagen, one of the worst presidents of all time, to plant one foot up the working man's ass but for all current Republicans wanting to lick his ass.
But damn, man! 7-11 stopped selling 'Playboy' thanks to all that protests led by Jerry's religious flock. Oh, the horrors of seeing a naked female's pubic hair but not once looking into the bible's possible incest stories or need to place females as nothing but evil serpents. It's weird to me how a book that views women as nothing but vile demons thanks to their bodies is seen as beautiful but a picture of any kind of genitalia will cause this white boy to burn in a giant ball of fire.
Can you girls honestly tell me that you have not had a penis in your mouth at some point in your lives? Pagantry or whatever Jerry and his kids called it does not deem anyone bad. In fact, I've had some good times! I've been having sex since I was 19 and not once have I felt bad about putting my fingers inside a girl, sucked on her breasts, unzipped my pants and put my cock inside her. In fact, I enjoy cumming on breasts and feeling that wet puddle in panties just before the act of love. If sex is so bad, why do I feel so good and do it without feeling a need to be married? As far as I know, Sara has never told me that we must repent for our sins after a long hot shower together where my naughty parts are squeaky clean because of her. Ah, the savages of women seductresses as they grab penises all in hopes of seducing men into doing their dirty work.
One thing that really caused me to get steamed is Jerry's uproar over homosexuality. Where was he during all those altar boys walking around with swollen assholes? I've never seen marriage as something we all must do. Hell, it wasn't started in the bible but over property. So, why do we have to hear from people like Jerry that homosexuals should not be allowed to join in the days of no-more-blowjobs-but-hello-mortgages? It's a hole. We all have assholes and some people take great pleasure in having things put in them. Gawd, I've been rimmed and I know for a fact that I'm not gay even if I enjoyed it. I enjoy the sight of women's assholes and find it funny how my past girlfriends loved showing them to me. Gay guys shouldn't have all the fun nor should they be shunned.
Yo, let's get real. Most people like Jerry Falwell are nothing but schizos wearing pee-stained pants all while standing on soapboxes. Their ideal world will never be realized but it's their sworn duty to see to causing trouble. AIDS is not a disease brought on by homosexuals enjoying their bodies. 9/11 was not about pagans finally being allowed to show a lifestyle that involved nudity and admitting to having fun with it. The sight of a woman with her legs spread open or a penis ejaculating is not going to cause widespread hysteria but something we should celebrate. Cartoon characters or children's shows have questionable tastes but that is up to the parents to decide as to what their kids see. When I see the overly religious preaching their bullshit during an early morning show, I question what I see in the background. Wasn't Jesus more about being humble and accepting all forms of life rather than a giant mansion and looking down on people with AIDS? Just how much was that suit and your wife's jewelry? What are these words in the bible on gays needing to be rid of from this world? Why should the Ten Commandments be placed in the courtroom?
Now, you can talk shit to me all you want but I grew up in the church. It hurts to think of myself back then, warped into thinking that it was a good thing. Anyone seen as different would be considered an outcast. Oh, sure, they talked a big game on Jesus healing people with lepresy but Jerry and a bunch of freaks see AIDS as a reason this world should not have homosexuality. Jenna Jameson said it best. The religious are the worst in the world but are the freakiest when it comes to their sexual tastes. It's hypocrisy when you tell me that anyone having sex without marriage is wrong but you're later offering a major amount of money just to lick a porn star's dirty panties after she's danced for you.
Well, I'm outta here. This is possibly my first topic entry on Blogger so tell me off if you wish. Those that know me on Diaryland pretty much expect these and some even join in to tell me what an asshole I am. Some even ask for nude pictures and the chance to feel my pectoralis major. I'm such a dork, a big lovable dork that just so happens to enjoy the dark a bit more than the average comic book reading geek. Yeah, I enjoy cumming on breasts if the moment calls for this form of lust. Wanna make something of it, Jerry's kids? Happy twats all around.
1 comment:
I'd like to say that I feel sad that he's dead... but I don't.
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