I Bring the Weird Stuff

"Oh, get on with it," they say. What can you possibly describe in 500 characters max? I smell nice? I try to keep all the peas on my plate? "He's a rather cheeky fellow" is best. I work out, smell okay, enjoy insanity with a dog by chasing the occasional squirrel, hate overly religious freaks, do naked cartwheels, and eat waffles in the morning. Let the sunshine in. Is that okay with you?