Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Invincible From the Lack

"Touch me once, and you'll know it's true.
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss.
I'm crazy for you."

-'Crazy For You' by Madonna

There is beauty in being inspired by music videos. Well, at least by me, this seems to happen thanks to memories coming through to me all at once. It started with Zu's telling me she was going to see Pat Benatar in concert on Monday. The song, "Invincible," instantly started playing in my head. Oh, how The Legend Of Billie Jean is to be thanked for that because I still remember the movie's ads for that where the music came on. The cop lights up a flare and....

"Stand up and face the enemy.
It's a do or die situation, we will be INVINCIBLE!"

Times sure have changed. While Pat was seen as a very strong female, it's sexuality that is used more often than a woman's talent. Britney Spears has not put out an album for 2 years yet she's still talked about constantly. Hardly anything she's done is her own work and don't get me in a huff over the stupidity brought on by American Idol. To think that kids all over have it in their heads that this is how you get a recording opportunity is just plain wrong. Heartache to heartache we stand.

Note: Kristan and I watched the movie, Vision Quest, where Madonna's song plays. The woman whom took my virginity with a smile, me at 19 and her at 29, said the exact same thing as the character did. A boy lusts for his first but that just isn't to be. I had to sleep with other women, those that I can learn from as well. Kristan was wise beyond her years and I still love her in some way I cannot explain. That's why "Crazy For You" is so important to me.

Was today a bad day for you? At least you aren't going through what our favorite jolly green giant, The Incredible Hulk, is facing. First, he's blasted into space due to the destruction he brings from getting angry. Then, Hulk has to contend with the trials and tribulations of being on a new planet and fell in love. Finally, his wife and friends were killed in a rocket sent from those vary people that kicked him off the planet. Geez, no wonder Marvel Comics is desperate to bring sales up. They've just got to find a way to bring all of their main characters together and fight something that just figured out sex is a great way to calm the anger. I hope Hulk crushes Iron Man into nothing.

Okay, nerdiness is over! I just tend to be the type that has to ask "why?" when a company does certain things. It's sad how comic books are losing readers when the answer is so fucking obvious. They have become expensive. The market is saturated with too much, be it Spiderman or Iron Man. Oh, did I mention the artwork? It's pathetic and has me longing for when the real artists stayed loyal to their characters. Comics have become just the same as sports, all about greed.

5-Pound Phooey is going on a field-trip tomorrow. I'm due for a haircut and she's going with me to this house patrolled by 2 large black cats. Possible bark-fu will follow. As for me, I'm growing my hair long now. Only the back of my head is getting slightly shaved as I await my chance to look like a pirate in a bandana while working out. Aye-aye!

As for the gym, I'm in deep admiration of Kevin, the gym's owner/bodybuilder/and father of 2. Since we found ourselves working out next to each other, him on legs and me on shoulders, I chatted with him. That man o' muscle is actually tired. You'd swear that Kevin has an amazing amount of energy but he is just so tired. There are 2 shows coming up that he's preparing for so you'll best look out for the large amount of sweat puddles around him. I mean, it takes a lot to do what Kevin does and there are times I wonder why I didn't get involved with bodybuilding.

As for the hype of this iPhone.......just another example of America's forgetting what is truly important. Forget being able to make calls. People all over were worried about whether it could handle porn. Yes, I'm serious that there was much disturbance in the force all because there is an important need to view genitals on the screen. How else can a guy with a $500 phone get through his day of having his fat wife yell at him. Porn seems to be tranquil for those that are upset with the reality of fucking something that is in love with Cheetos.

Of all the things in the world, I'd never think that porn is so important for a phone. Do people get upset over Health Care? Cheney's secret doings? Iraq and our shit-for-brains president's stupidity? NO! Porn is so much more important than all these things. It's no wonder America is fat, lazy, and stupid. Look, I love pictures of naked women just as much as the next guy, preferrably with a thin amount of pubic hair and small breasts with a toned ass, but I don't get the desperation to have it on a small screen's viewing. When I want a gyno shot, I expect the loveliness of a the pussy's hole and asshole without having to squint as if I am secretly having a painful pee on the subway.

By the way, we are ranked in the 30's when it comes to Health Care. Seriously, America brags about nothing because every country is far better. Japan's Internet speed is unbelievable, for instance.

Remember my discussion on 'I Am Legend?' It seems that once again a good book that shows some actual thought has this thrown out the window. The writer has this nice little explanation for the possibility of vampirism only to see it gone. The main character of the story is now facing people that suffer from something that makes them not able to go out in sunlight. Yes, I take my books seriously because I am tired of seeing directors and producers using their visions instead of the greatness of the writers'. Transformers, the movie? I just cannot believe how much they've ruined my childhood toys. It was the only cartoon where I LOVED both main characters, Megatron and Optimus Prime.

So, I'm outta here as I make my case known how much I hate the world's lack of creativity and sudden need to think that a deep discussion on what Paris Hilton will do after jail is important. Porn is only important for computers and magazines. Books are seen as having little value because people would rather watch the movie. How little Americans know and it shows. Happy twats all around.


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