Thursday, June 7, 2007

Tits Are Magic

"Nobody on the road.
Nobody on the beach."

-"Boys Of Summer" by Don Henley

A vein. One large big thick vein has now made itself known on my right shoulder. Wow. This was all noticed once I stepped out of the bathtub. How the fuck did I create such a new thing like this? This is all new because most of the veins that do stick out of me are living in the biceps, forearms, and even the knees.

The shoulder is a difficult area for me to tone. For one thing, my biceps are a little out of it when it comes to the upper portion. Lower? Oh, they be big, baby! This new look has me a little surprised in saying that maybe this change in workout is doing great things. I've already had a lot of people tell me I look bigger but that's not what I want. That real deep toned look without all that bulk. Don't you just love how the human body is a temple and can be changed for the better? With me, the change has to be very obvious or I'll just dismiss it.

Those flatterers!

Last night, I left my little brother a note telling him I was fed up with his late night filthy porn curiosity's screwing up this computer. There have been far too many times that I've had to clean it up, large amounts of files or cookies slowing this thing down. Sometimes, the computer just freezes after my brother has had his way.

The note was basically written to say that I know he was looking at porn. No big deal. It's just that the websites were very questionable when it comes to viruses. So, no, it wasn't about my distaste for the type of porn he was watching, videos of various women drinking cups or glasses full of semen. There is humor in this because, yes, men were known to circle around chalices in the old days to ejaculate. Even old brothels in Japan offered a service where men would ejaculate into a small glass and watch the prostitute drink it. During World War 2, dead American G.I.'s were placed face down on a table with a hold for the penis to fall through. Someone would then do various actions (finger in ass to massage prostate, most likely) to milk the semen into a bucket. I'm not joking on any of this.

As I noted, I'm always curious as to what turns people on. However, I'm kind of weirded out on this controversy over Maggie Gyllenhaal's breast feeding in public. There are pictures of this on websites where men are just in complete lust. It's no big deal to me but the smallest sight of a naked female breast can really get a guy hootin' and hollerin' these days.

Of course, I am applauding Maggie, a well-known actress, for having the balls to breast feed in public like this. There is nothing wrong about the female breast becoming uncovered. None. While I'm sure there will be nay-sayers that will tell you that toads will fall from the sky, it's really all about a baby getting mother's milk. Then again, Maggie did show that she can actually think. When she said that maybe we brought the problems of 9/11 onto ourselves, a lot of people got pissed off and said she's unpatriotic. Please. If anything, we should a stand up and cheer a woman that doesn't go along with the masses of morons and feels okay with sitting down with a tit out. Did I tell you that Sara LOVES Maggie Gyllenhaal?

Just a short while ago, I was watching a documentary about a burlesque club in Washington D.C. I kind of like the concept of being teased as to what I'm about to see. Strippers could take note of this that. While it's fun to see the lady bits, there is a greatness to building up a male right to the point of revelation of them. It's all about wanting to see what she's going to do next.

I've made it a point on here that I am very rarely attracted to black women. However, I did feel a strong pull when the documentary on burlesque showed us the ladies of Club 55. These girls were nice and fit, not overly showy and giving a feeling of being filthy. Naughtiness and a sense of humor about teasing the various males in the audience was what it was about. I also liked the anticipation of wondering what she's going to do next. "Will she drop the large feathers?" "Where is she going with this dance?" It was all about the build-up that these women used to get the audience entranced. Finally, a place where men were well-behaved instead of making women feel concerned over safety. A true gentleman makes a woman feel safe wherever she is, especially when it comes to the revealing of those bits.

The Suicide Girls do it, too. Why it took so long for a large assortment of women with tattoos and a taste for torn stockings to be considered sexy enough for the stage is beyond me. While I've never been to a show, the videos of them along with the audience's reaction show that some of us are tired of blonde with big tits being considered the only turn-ons. Since I am obviously a submissive male, I got turned on when the Suicide Girl, Stormy, grabbed a guy and spit beer in his mouth. Gross? Well, if you can overlook how great Stormy looks in stockings, a thong and not much else and how cool her name is.

Now, I just want you all to know that I am not saying you are disgusting if you enjoy filthy porn and all that jazz. My only concern for my brother's porn usage had more to do with this computer getting fucked up. I kind of feel bad for him because he's obviously lonely. I don't care what you say. Women are just as bad when it comes to looks because my brother has a very fast metabolism that gives him zero muscle tone. Nothing. This all makes him look like a little boy and doesn't seem to hold much interest for girls or he's just not very good at talking to them. I don't know what his problem is but I wish he had better taste in porn. I know of no girl that enjoys getting semen shot in her face. Not one.

So, I bid thee a good night. Tomorrow, I will be on the road to Indiana with various things for Sara. Her DVD player broke so my old one is going to her. A season of Battlestar Galactica is going to a couple we know because we'd like to see them get hooked on this show. It's that fucking good along with Veronica Mars. Damn, I hate to see good TV shows leave as Sopranos is about to close its doors for good, too. Happy twats all around.


2 comments:

Samantha Duncan said...

Freedom of this and that and blahblahblah. Okay, fair enough, take your tit out and feed your kid in public if you absolutely have to. The thing I don't understand is why women can't have the most basic courtesy to throw a blanket over their breast/feeding child, whilst doing it in public. It's like the parents who bring their two-year-old to a restaurant in a diaper and no shoes. It's disgusting and completely discourteous to the people around you, who are trying to eat. There's just no reason to be so showy about breast feeding in public. I know a lot of women think it's magical and natural and beautiful and all that, but to others, it's either disgusting or erotically alluring and it's a wonder those women are okay with people looking at such a natural act in that way.

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