"Stick with the basics! Stick with the basics!"
-Varsity Blues
-Varsity Blues
Dearest CNN, you suck. I remember a time, very long ago now, where you used to be a channel I found to be loyal in my need to know what is going on in the world. Sure, I was a little different than those other kids but that's what makes me special, I want to know. Whether it's bugs or scandals, I was someone that loved the news. Dan Rather seemed like a father to me.
Now, you are wasting time all while making me feel like you're a tabloid. Since when does the death of Anna Nicole Smith deserve to be covered all freakin' day!?! Britney chopped her hair off? We all go a little psycho (though I bet she just didn't want to be taken in for a drug test). Lindsay's on coke? Ya don't say!
Now, CNN, you've spent pretty much all day on a bridge collapse? Wow, I didn't know that this kind of thing warrants an all-day all-night reporting. It's a freakin' bridge, you fucks! This is not Hurricane Katrina or Iraq. Give it the usual 5-minute reporting and then move on to the next report. Or better yet......how's about those hot reporters that give me news that makes it feel like she's talking dirty to me. Whoo. Wonder what she's wearing underneath that desk. On a good day, I don't wear pants. Would she be as rebellious? I just never thought that 4 people dying thanks to a bridge collapse needs 24-hour coverage. Are we getting so sensitive that the light bulb going out is like a death in the family?
Ah, life. You can either agree with me or think I'm a fucking lunatic with too many opinions and not enough sausage. I'm all balls, I guess. There are too many people on this planet. Unfortunately, the dumb ones are getting too much airplay. Just witness Youtube.
Japanese porn. I've found a new love. Whenever one of my favorite websites puts up porn videos, I just cringe. I'm just not into Starbangers or the same old thing where 500 guys fuck 1 idiotic girl dying to be famous. That's where Japanese porn comes in. It's fresh and weird to the core because these people are not shy about showing their fetishes. Plus, I almost always want to shout "Godzilla!" everytime there is a large room full of Japanese guys. Mildly retarded, this boy is.
If it's not one guy having his cock consumed by 15 beautiful Asian girls on a public bus, it's the old biology class. Since when was homework as good as this: Japanese students are paired up to learn how to use condoms, pleasure their partners, and how to make a woman squirt. It doesn't seem like much work and even the teachers take part. If Mrs. Kane, one of my favorite nuns from private Catholic school, decided to get on her knees to show the class what foreskin is by using my cock as an example, someone's gonna get it whacked on her cheek.
I cannot begin to describe how funny and erotic Japanese porn is. Or how educational. For one thing, I have never seen a female condom inserted nor have I ever seen it used. Good grief, it's great to see the instructor give it a real go. My only issue is that the visual makes a girl look like a trash bag box.
Oh, gawd, the best part is when the class must participate in what they have just learned. Each guy is holding up the results in his condom for the 2 instructors to come by and inspect. Girls are smiling and massive amounts of pubic hair is pixelated out. The rules are that pussy holes and penises are to be censored. Good thing I have a love of assholes. I've seen hundreds of pussy holes so nice to see the good ol' brown-eye gets some love. Japanese porn rocks!
I'm damn-well worn out. This heat is killing me along with 5-Pound Phooey. The walks are longer but too much time is spent in the shade here and there. I'm gone for at least 45-minutes all in hopes that she's tired enough to not cause trouble in the house with her attitude issues. *Do you hear a violin?* T-shirts have to be changed often thanks to the large amount of sweat in various portions of them, like the back.
As you know, I'm leaving tomorrow for Indiana. Sara misses me and I am needed in bed. She probably gets why it's great to have a guy that's big in all areas as well as heart. Yeah, I may be able to handle Sara's clawing my back just as I do at seeing butterflies fly around me. There's gonna be very little time for being grumpy because I've got lots to show her. I do miss watching Picket Fences in bed with Sara. It's a rule in relationships that there must be 1 show you'll always associate to sleeping with him/her to. Happy twats all around.
Now, you are wasting time all while making me feel like you're a tabloid. Since when does the death of Anna Nicole Smith deserve to be covered all freakin' day!?! Britney chopped her hair off? We all go a little psycho (though I bet she just didn't want to be taken in for a drug test). Lindsay's on coke? Ya don't say!
Now, CNN, you've spent pretty much all day on a bridge collapse? Wow, I didn't know that this kind of thing warrants an all-day all-night reporting. It's a freakin' bridge, you fucks! This is not Hurricane Katrina or Iraq. Give it the usual 5-minute reporting and then move on to the next report. Or better yet......how's about those hot reporters that give me news that makes it feel like she's talking dirty to me. Whoo. Wonder what she's wearing underneath that desk. On a good day, I don't wear pants. Would she be as rebellious? I just never thought that 4 people dying thanks to a bridge collapse needs 24-hour coverage. Are we getting so sensitive that the light bulb going out is like a death in the family?
Ah, life. You can either agree with me or think I'm a fucking lunatic with too many opinions and not enough sausage. I'm all balls, I guess. There are too many people on this planet. Unfortunately, the dumb ones are getting too much airplay. Just witness Youtube.
Japanese porn. I've found a new love. Whenever one of my favorite websites puts up porn videos, I just cringe. I'm just not into Starbangers or the same old thing where 500 guys fuck 1 idiotic girl dying to be famous. That's where Japanese porn comes in. It's fresh and weird to the core because these people are not shy about showing their fetishes. Plus, I almost always want to shout "Godzilla!" everytime there is a large room full of Japanese guys. Mildly retarded, this boy is.
If it's not one guy having his cock consumed by 15 beautiful Asian girls on a public bus, it's the old biology class. Since when was homework as good as this: Japanese students are paired up to learn how to use condoms, pleasure their partners, and how to make a woman squirt. It doesn't seem like much work and even the teachers take part. If Mrs. Kane, one of my favorite nuns from private Catholic school, decided to get on her knees to show the class what foreskin is by using my cock as an example, someone's gonna get it whacked on her cheek.
I cannot begin to describe how funny and erotic Japanese porn is. Or how educational. For one thing, I have never seen a female condom inserted nor have I ever seen it used. Good grief, it's great to see the instructor give it a real go. My only issue is that the visual makes a girl look like a trash bag box.
Oh, gawd, the best part is when the class must participate in what they have just learned. Each guy is holding up the results in his condom for the 2 instructors to come by and inspect. Girls are smiling and massive amounts of pubic hair is pixelated out. The rules are that pussy holes and penises are to be censored. Good thing I have a love of assholes. I've seen hundreds of pussy holes so nice to see the good ol' brown-eye gets some love. Japanese porn rocks!
I'm damn-well worn out. This heat is killing me along with 5-Pound Phooey. The walks are longer but too much time is spent in the shade here and there. I'm gone for at least 45-minutes all in hopes that she's tired enough to not cause trouble in the house with her attitude issues. *Do you hear a violin?* T-shirts have to be changed often thanks to the large amount of sweat in various portions of them, like the back.
As you know, I'm leaving tomorrow for Indiana. Sara misses me and I am needed in bed. She probably gets why it's great to have a guy that's big in all areas as well as heart. Yeah, I may be able to handle Sara's clawing my back just as I do at seeing butterflies fly around me. There's gonna be very little time for being grumpy because I've got lots to show her. I do miss watching Picket Fences in bed with Sara. It's a rule in relationships that there must be 1 show you'll always associate to sleeping with him/her to. Happy twats all around.
2 comments:
Just curious, why do you think the bridge collapse is so undeserving of extended air time? You mentioned Katrina and Iraq...so is it a death count thing? More deaths = more air time? I'm interested in how you compare those stories, as the nature of the tragedies are so completely different.
I agree that it shouldn't be reported on unless there's an update on the story (i.e. rising death toll, new details, etc.), but a major U.S. highway collapsing while cars are on it is a pretty major event, IMO. It hasn't even been 48 hours since it happened, people are still missing, questions are still unanswered...I don't see any reason to stop covering it now. But trust me, give it a week or two and they'll be on to something else.
Mostly I don't have much to add... but I wanted to speak up (write up), say "hi" (Hi) and let you know I'm still reading. My family is in Minneapolis. Before he retired, my dad used to drive home on that bridge every day. The railroad tracks you see in the pictures belong to the railroad he worked for... if he were still working, he'd probably still be at work.. from the time of the collapse.. presuming he wouldn't have been on the bridge. It's a pretty major artery for the City.. amazing more people weren't killed. Since we don't own a television, we're never bombarded by the media in quite the same way - though the news we get (via the internet) is clearly filtered by major media. I try to pick diverse news sources - but usually don't read more than one article on an event (I've only read the one article on the bridge collapse... and you know, called home to make sure everyone was okay.) But I did have a TV when OJ was on the LA freeway in the white Bronco... and I thought that was weird. - Zuzu
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