"There's something to be said about coming close to being traumatized by coming across an ex-girlfriend."
-Me
-Me
Yessirree, you get that weird feeling when seeing someone you once slept with has now walked into the same building your pathetic ass has inhabited. Couldn't figure out what to do. Should I say hi or avoid any sort of possible hostile discussion that may or may not come up? All I could do was be happy that SHE dumped me because revenge is sweet. When a girl lets herself go, the ex-boyfriend is happy that he doesn't have to see that now big saggy ass anymore concealed in a very small manner by a purple thong.
I must be the only guy that breaks out in song in his mind by playing the Barney song when it comes to a purple thong. Something's gotta sop up that mess.
Where have I been? Let's just say that Wi-Fi is kind of kooky every now and then. You'll have it great one day but the next is up to that great big gig in the sky as to whether you get to scour the world of porn for more Japanese mayhem where tiny guys wave their penises at tiny girls dressed in school girl outfits deemed unsuitable for Catholics.
Note: Somebody in Colorado loves me!
So, I will be back as I just wanted to keep hope alive. I've kept myself so busy by not coming home from the gym as early as usual. It's hard when I tend to feel that need to talk too much to all these friends that just suddenly reappear. Only a matter of time til the sorority girls debut in order to make the guys salivate. Slutwatcher is going to have a hell of a time deciding who's shorts he wants to look up. Be back soon. Happy twats all around.
I must be the only guy that breaks out in song in his mind by playing the Barney song when it comes to a purple thong. Something's gotta sop up that mess.
Where have I been? Let's just say that Wi-Fi is kind of kooky every now and then. You'll have it great one day but the next is up to that great big gig in the sky as to whether you get to scour the world of porn for more Japanese mayhem where tiny guys wave their penises at tiny girls dressed in school girl outfits deemed unsuitable for Catholics.
Note: Somebody in Colorado loves me!
So, I will be back as I just wanted to keep hope alive. I've kept myself so busy by not coming home from the gym as early as usual. It's hard when I tend to feel that need to talk too much to all these friends that just suddenly reappear. Only a matter of time til the sorority girls debut in order to make the guys salivate. Slutwatcher is going to have a hell of a time deciding who's shorts he wants to look up. Be back soon. Happy twats all around.
1 comment:
I ran into an ex on an airplane to Philadelphia... how random is THAT? We spoke for awhile, it was weird. Years later I was naive about the internet and blogged about him once... he googled himself and found sed blog - he called quite distressed and upset about my recollections. I removed the post and never talked to him since. He never wore a purple thong, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has since.... - Zu
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