It's the Great Pumpkins!

"I'm tired of using technology.
I need you on top of me."

-50 Cent's 'Ayo Technology'

Ugh, how I hate to quote 50 Cent but that song was kind of catchy due to the video itself. Not sure why but there are times where flashiness does seem to have a way with me. Yeah, it's the usual I'm-a-male-so-you-should-look-like-a-whore-for-me type of video. Maybe I'm just too tired to be cranky and decided to let myself be dumbed down.

Yo, I'm tired, really tired. You know this happens when you forget your passwords used daily. Telling the dog to hurry the fuck up because she doesn't have to sniff every tree would better express this.

Oh, and it's not because of work that I'm tired. I just worry a bit too much about how I'd really like to find myself in Indiana. There are little things I think about here and there, such as possible designs for the apartment, etc. I love to see what people do with their places because it gives me an idea as to what they are into. Walls and their well-placed artwork to show off nice taste in paint get my mind spinning. I'll want to know you and why creativity flows through you. All it takes is a nicely placed picture that can cause a thousand discussions. In my case, I still stand on owning a giant painting of what is obviously a man's face between a woman's legs but still tastefully done. What can I say? I eat pussy and I'm proud of it. Would you like to see my amazing collection of erotic photography books? Thousands of dollars well spent and Sara's gonna love 'em when she sits down to see what's on my coffee table.

Hundreds of people are walking around near my backyard each day. Our gardener has become quite the town's little hero for his 700-pound pumpkins. If it's not the Japanese tourists that I try to talk to, it's various boring white folk that find it keen on getting their pictures taken around orange Godzilla balls. I'm tempted to do it as well because it's not everyday that you see things like this. These pumpkins are so big that you can't miss them while driving down the main street in this town.

FYI: Giant pumpkins take special seeds that are genetically engineered. They're not cheap. While regular pumpkins normally cost less than $10 for a bunch, giants will have you forking over $300 for just 1 per seed. The gardener has, I think, 5 or 6 of these that can grow 30 pounds in 1 day.

You wanna know the weird thing? I'm kind of protective of my gardener's pumpkins. A lot of people come through like they own the place and I hate to see them trample on various places. Believe it or not, some of the dumbass white folk don't have manners no matter how nicely dressed they are. Plus, I like the gardener. There's something about a guy that comes here to work on things and drinks a beer while doing so.

Did you know you can tattoo your eyeball? It's fucking true. That white portion of your eye can have needles inserted to draw a design of your desire. Why people do this is.....just plain icky. Am I the only person that still enjoys seeing the whites in people's eyes?

So, I'm going to head on up to bed soon. Why I'm finding myself so nervous and itchy towards a new experience takes its tole on me every now and then. I'm not one of those that gets nervous much because I like it all, good and bad. My life, I'll admit, is tiring because work kicks ass, then I work out, and finally it's sitting down after walking the dog through the park. Yesterday, I was a little out of it when I thought a raccoon was a cat. It wasn't til I thought a little bit about how the body was quite large in the rear, much too large for a cat's. Hopefully, I'll get into Bizarre magazine's nice article on alternative porn. Oh, don't be shy. According to these fantastic directors, there are nice girls that enjoy blowing cum bubbles after another guy came on their tattoos. Hopefully, it didn't get in her eyes. It's common knowledge that semen burns a girl's eyeballs, not quite as nice as a tattoo. Happy twats all around.